Christmas

Please sing the following verses to the tune of Deck the Halls [Verse 1] Deck the fridge with fruit and veggies Berries, avocado, olives, figs ‘Tis the season of the midgies Eucalyptus [...]

What an incredible year it’s been I can’t believe the things I’ve seen. Who would have thought that a tiny bug Could turn out to be such a deadly thug? In a matter of weeks it stopped our planes [...]

On Christmas Eve my father and I are doing the Gold Coast Christmas lights bus tour. Every year hundreds of households and businesses compete for thousands of dollars worth of prize money for the [...]

Part 1 – To be sung to be sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas In the first month of 17 My Father asked of me Can you fix my fading memory? In the third month of 17 My Father [...]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the street The neighbours were stirring and cursing the heat. The stockings were hung by the air con with care In hope that my father would leave [...]

I’ve received several questions relating to alcohol so here are the answers in one concise Health-e-Byte. With the approaching celebratory season, I thought it was a good time to spread the [...]

To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells Big bar bells, small bar bells Lift them all the way. Oh what fun it is to pump Some heavy weights each day, hey! Big bar bells, small bar bells It’s one of [...]